In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nyquil Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)? On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious) On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?) On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or other limbs." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening some where)
Chipmunk(i no im awesome)

listen its awesome

Muppets - Manamana Ringtone from Zedge - it's free

New gadgets

Hey peeps, if you scroll to the bottom of the page, you will see the two new gadgets, one is a daily picture of puppies and the other is a guitar (slightly dismantled) that you can strum, enjoy, and don't forget to feed the fish.

Go Barbra!

Hey guys, Pixie here. just thought I'd tell you about one of the coolest things I've found on the web this week. it's called 'Go Barbra!' after the awesome song 'Barbra Streisand' by Duck Sauce. 
For example: When the song says 'Barbra Streisand!', you can type in your name or one of your friends names! It's really cool.
Pix :)


http://www.gobarbra.com/

Sims 3 Pets

Hey guys!
For those who know me, they'll know I've become a right nerd for The Sims recently, so I think I should do a piece on it.
I love Sims, its like being God of a town, deciding who lives there, what happens and generally whatever you want. Sims 3 Pets  is a expansion pack (which means you need Sims 3 to play it) where you can also control horses, dogs and cats. You can have kittens, go riding, go for walks and all. The only downside is the creepy ice-cream truck that stalks you... Apart from that, I love Sims 3 Pets.
Five out of five :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Avalible on PC, XBox, DS, Wii and more!
Pix x

Valentines Day

Hey guys! Valentines Day is coming up so here are some ideas for presents to get your guy or girl.

1. Chocolates. Who doesn't like chocolate? Apart from people who are allergic to it....

2. Two words: Fluffy. Animals. They are so cute and good for Valentines Day.

3. Something to fit their personality. If they like football, how about a ball? Or if they like art, what about a paint set?

4. A card. Well, duh! Either write your name, or keep it a secret.

Hope this helps! Pix x

UglyDolls

Hey what up,
I just wanted to tell you about the newest thing:
UGLYDOLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are the coolest things since weekends,
a great gift and if you are a collector
you have some new items to get hooked on

Barrack Obama "Born this way"

Sup guys, I just wanted to tell you about this awesome video on utube, you should sooo watch it.
So remember Barrack Obama "Born this way"

Now 80

Now 80 is an awesome compilation of songs from 2011.
There are lots that have been number ones in Ireland and England! Some of the hits are Moves Like Jagger (Maroon 5), Heart Skips A Beat (Olly Murs Ft Rizzle Kicks), You Need Me I Dont Need You (Ed Sheeran) and We Found Love (Rihanna Ft Calvin Harris). The misses are Video Games (Lana Del Ray), Got 2 Luv U (Sean Paul Ft Alexis Jordan) and I Wont Let You Go (James Morrison). All in all, a great soundtrack!
Five out of five <3<3<3<3<3
Pixie x

desk pets

hi people have u tried desk pets there so cool but pricy at €30
its a robot controled by phone.
Me

READY TO ROCK!!!

S'up guys! Welcome to our new website Ready2Rok! We'll be posting on this page as well as our own, so please subscribe, or just have a look.
Here is some stuff about us.

• We love funny stuff, like psycho babies and funny and animals.
• We have some slight issues, which we are currently not trying to resolve.
• We love everything thats new,coool and interesting.

Bye! The Ready2Rok crew. :)